Happy Earth Day
Said the Orthodox Rabbi, "God created Earth 6 thousand years ago."
The Geologist replied, "6 billion, without God."
Said the Buddhist, "There was no beginning."
The Hindu replied, "This earth is but one in an endless cycle."
Said the Fundamentalist, "Earth is doomed: look to heaven."
The Environmentalist replied, "We have already destroyed the earth."
Then Earth spoke. She said, "See this apple blossom, this morning glory, this jasmine flower? It only lasts a day. Why don't you all just shut up and smell it?