I'm pretty sure I won't be getting an Apple iWatch
in this lifetime: I gave up wrist watches years ago.
I'm going to wait until it actually does something new,
like show an icon of a door, which when you touch it
or whisper a secret bija into the mandala watch face,
becomes a portal to the center of the galaxy sucking
you in, transporting your whole body to a golden beach
by a shimmering emerald sea under the sapphire sky
on Brahma Loka, where Guru Dev is sipping soma
mai tai cocktails with little parasols sticking out of the ice.
Now that is a watch I would wind up and wear on my wrist!