The time has come for us to bow down and weep before our Labradoodles and Collies, our Longhaired Domestic or Persian cats, our Parakeets, Macaos, Chestnut Fillies and Pythons. Then recite the following confession.

"I take refuge in my Pet, whose name is ___________; and with all my heart I implore the Four Leggeds of the Earth, the Serpents and Crawling Things, the Winged Ones of the Air and the Swimmers of the Water, to forgive me and my human race for what we have done to your sacred planet."

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