Hack

The worst hack ever. This is much more serious than defective chips in your iPhone or Russians hacking into your PC. This is the Final Hack.

They can get into your DNA. They can infect your program at the level of your ribosomes. Once they get in, they take over your personality and tell you how to vote.

More likely, they will use your coding to create an alternate You, one who is immune to senility and ADD. Meaning that when you go before the judge and he asks, "Which of you is real?" your doppelganger will answer much faster, and remember stuff about you that you can't.

The government will choose the new You, and the old they will send to an interment camp to do slave labor packing Amazon orders. With good behavior, you will be let out to run free paper routes for the Washington Post. They have already taken over Rachel Maddow, Don Lemon, and Melania Trump.

Now listen. There IS a way to protect yourself. No, there's no patch for your program, but you can practice meditation every morning and evening, immerse in the chaos of unbounded emptiness, and erase your programming completely. Then you can live as the Witness, who is not subject to the induction of their dreams. For only deep meditation inscribes pure Silence into your chromosomes. You will never be hacked.