Three Questions

I petted Schrödinger's cat.

But it was dead.

Would it be dead

if I never petted it?

You cannot answer this question

until you turn

the particle of you heart

into a wave.

Breathe both cats,

living and deceased.

The iron Buddha in my garden,

is it half covered with snow

or half empty?

The question doesn't even arise

in silence.

Nor does any other.

Now answer this one.

Did the race of reptilian shape-shifters

that controls both political parties

descend with the Anunnaki

from an alien star-system,

or did they arise from the hollow earth

in the sporification of
eight billion angry opinions
about nothing?

Discuss.

Here is an article from Scientific American on the implications of Shrodinger's cat for quantum theory: LINK