To The Dogs

Contrary to popular opinion, humans do not have the privilege of reincarnating as animals, and most animals have enough sense not to reincarnate as humans. Dogs belong to a superior angelic kingdom, beyond the influence of the planets and the stars. Though liberated from the wheel of rebirth, they often return out of compassion, just to care for us. I could not survive without my beloved friend and animal guide, Willy, who died. So he returned as Finn, pictured here, my present emotional support animal. I am so grateful that Gods become Dogs, and take such good care of us during this brief, vainglorious, hysterical life.